Mission
$2K median rent
Valencia corridor, Mission murals, and a density that never sleeps. The official analysis neighborhood is just Mission — search the street names.
San Francisco/Noe Valley
Official analysis neighborhood: Noe Valley
Data vintage. ACS 2024 5-year · SFPD Oct 2025 – Sep 2026 · OSM Sep 2026 · updated Sep 2026
Strollers on 24th, sun on the south slope, and the lowest violent rate in this set. The family read of inner SF.
Best in San Francisco for familiesWalkable San FranciscoUnder $2,500 rent
9 violent · 539 property · 24.2 per 1k (Oct 2025 – Sep 2026)+18 vs city set
Rating 8.8 / 10 nearby+47 vs city set
OSM: 10 groceries · 16 cafes · 121 transit · 16 parks-21 vs city set
$3,308 ACS median vs your rent budget-13 vs city set
OSM: 16 cafes · 41 restaurants · 4 bars · 16 parks-23 vs city set
From Noe Valley, a typical weekday is 35 min to FiDi, 27 min to SoMa, 22 min to Mission Bay. Not live traffic.
Mission Bay is the fastest of these three job centers from here.
Embarcadero offices · +11 min vs the city-set median
Tech lofts · +4 min vs the city-set median
UCSF, new offices · -5 min vs the city-set median · fastest of these three
Minutes are baked from neighborhood geography to three job centers — not Google, not this hour’s traffic.
The ACS median rent is $3,308 — every occupied rental mixed together, not the 1-bed in the window.
That is 18% of median household income — under the 30% HUD line. A household at this area’s median income ($215K) could “afford” about $5,368 a month at 30% of pay.
53% of households rent. Median home value is $1,951,224.
ACS 5-year median gross rent for San Francisco city. Up 62% since 2014. Noe Valley is 34% above the 2024 city median.
Overlapping 5-year ACS windows (B25064), not asking rent. Census does not publish a rent series for each official neighborhood, so the line is the city place. The dashed mark is this area’s ACS 2024 median.
HUD treats 30% of income as the cost-burden line. We do not split ACS rent into 1-bed vs 2-bed. Method.
Within a short walk of this official analysis neighborhood: 10 groceries, 16 cafes, 16 parks, and 121 transit stops.
Daily errands and coffee are realistic on foot. Parks are close — 16 mapped parks in that radius. Transit is dense (121 stops or stations).
16 cafes and 41 restaurants make this one of the busier food pockets in the San Francisco set.
OpenStreetMap, 800 meters. Not a Walk Score license. More groceries than 2 of the other 19 areas in this city.
ACS 2024 5-year (2020-2024) · 6 census tracts · SFPD Oct 2025 – Sep 2026 · OSM 2026-09-01
Crime is SFPD Part I reports per 1,000 ACS residents — not a judgment of who lives here. Home and rent figures are ACS medians, not live MLS. Read the method.
What it is like to live here, beyond the scores.
Strollers on 24th, sun on the south slope, and among the lowest violent rates in this set. Mover guides call Noe the classic family choice — a village commercial strip, houses, a J-Church ride. Locals who sampled North Beach in their 20s name Noe as the place they stayed to raise kids.
It is not cheap, and it is not lively after 9. That is the sale. Weight schools, safety, and family flags. The Mission’s restaurants are a hill away, which is either perfect or annoying.
Compiled from Zillow neighborhood guides, 5280 Magazine, Chicago and San Francisco resident guides, Mpls With Love, Eastside LA reporting, Seattle Times coverage, Boston planning-neighborhood writing, and local writing, 2025–2026. Editorial — not part of the fit score.
City 311 service requests in this official unit, last 14 days. This is what neighbors filed with the city — not a chat thread, and not part of the fit score.
636 reports
San Francisco 311, last 14 days, using DataSF analysis neighborhood. Method.
Public posts from r/sanfrancisco that mention this neighborhood. Not Nextdoor, not people on this block, and not part of the fit score.
One r/sanfrancisco post in this snapshot names Noe Valley.
r/sanfrancisco · Aug 8 · 8 upvotes · 26 comments
The line above is a reading of the titles, not a verdict. Up to 3 links, last 90 days, snapshot 2026-09-01. Method.
Straight answers from the numbers on this page.
Noe Valley is middle of the pack for Part I here (safety 68 vs city 50). SFPD logged 0.4 violent and 23.8 property incidents per 1,000 residents — 24.2 combined. Visitors count in those numbers. This is not a judgment of who lives here.
ACS median rent is $3,308 — studios through large apartments mixed together. About 53% of households rent. Median home value is $1,951,224. Survey medians, not a listing you can message tonight.
Walk is 5 here vs 26 for the San Francisco set — you will likely drive or ride for a weekly shop. Inside 800 meters: 10 groceries, 16 cafes, 121 transit stops, 16 parks. Not a Walk Score license.
The scores lean family relative to this city set. Nearby school rating is 8.8 / 10. Median age is 39.6. That rating is not your assigned campus.
35 typical weekday minutes to FiDi. Not the app on your phone this hour. Other job centers are further down this page.
About 22,602 people. Median income $215K. 82% have a bachelor's or higher.
Castro, Bernal Heights, Mission sit closest on this map. If you are choosing between two official analysis neighborhoods, start with Noe Valley vs Castro.
Adjacent on the map, ranked with your weights.
Noe Valley vs CastroNoe Valley vs Bernal HeightsNoe Valley vs Mission
$2K median rent
Valencia corridor, Mission murals, and a density that never sleeps. The official analysis neighborhood is just Mission — search the street names.
$3K median rent
A hill with a park on top and Cortland at the base. South of the Mission without Mission prices — relatively.
$3K median rent
The Haight is the brand; the Panhandle is the commute. Still walkable, still loud on weekends, still next to the park.
$3K median rent
The Castro is the search term; Castro/Upper Market is the official polygon. Hills, neon, and a Muni metro under Market.
$3K median rent
Sunny slope, Dogpatch on the eastern edge, and a view back at downtown. Quieter than the Mission; still inner.