Upper East Side
$3K median rent
Doorman buildings, school-district hunting, and a museum wall along the park. The east 80s are quieter than the listings imply.
New York/Hell's Kitchen
Official neighborhood: Hell's Kitchen
Data vintage. ACS 2024 5-year · NYPD Oct 2025 – Jun 2026 · OSM Sep 2026 · updated Sep 2026
Ninth Avenue restaurants, Port Authority in earshot, and Hudson Yards glass at the south edge. Nightlife that still has walk-ups.
Best in New York for familiesWalkable New YorkUnder $2,500 rent
227 violent · 887 property · 22.8 per 1k (Oct 2025 – Jun 2026)-21 vs city set
Rating 6.4 / 10 nearby-27 vs city set
OSM: 38 groceries · 55 cafes · 82 transit · 35 parks-35 vs city set
$2,529 ACS median vs your rent budget+1 vs city set
OSM: 55 cafes · 298 restaurants · 70 bars · 35 parks-14 vs city set
From Hell's Kitchen, a typical weekday is 6 min to Midtown, 24 min to FiDi, 29 min to Downtown Brooklyn. Not live traffic.
Midtown is the fastest of these three job centers from here.
Times Square, Hudson Yards · -21 min vs the city-set median · fastest of these three
Wall Street, ferries · -5 min vs the city-set median
BAM, Dumbo, Borough Hall · +7 min vs the city-set median
Minutes are baked from neighborhood geography to three job centers — not Google, not this hour’s traffic.
The ACS median rent is $2,529 — every occupied rental mixed together, not the 1-bed in the window.
That is 27% of median household income — under the 30% HUD line. A household at this area’s median income ($111K) could “afford” about $2,765 a month at 30% of pay.
82% of households rent. Median home value is $974,363.
ACS 5-year median gross rent for New York city. Up 48% since 2014. Hell's Kitchen is 39% above the 2024 city median.
Overlapping 5-year ACS windows (B25064), not asking rent. Census does not publish a rent series for each official neighborhood, so the line is the city place. The dashed mark is this area’s ACS 2024 median.
HUD treats 30% of income as the cost-burden line. We do not split ACS rent into 1-bed vs 2-bed. Method.
Within a short walk of this official neighborhood: 38 groceries, 55 cafes, 35 parks, and 82 transit stops.
Daily errands and coffee are realistic on foot. Parks are close — 35 mapped parks in that radius. Transit is dense (82 stops or stations).
55 cafes and 298 restaurants make this one of the busier food pockets in the New York set.
OpenStreetMap, 800 meters. Not a Walk Score license. More groceries than 2 of the other 21 areas in this city.
ACS 2024 5-year (2020-2024) · 9 census tracts · NYPD Oct 2025 – Jun 2026 · OSM 2026-09-01
Crime is NYPD Part I reports per 1,000 ACS residents — not a judgment of who lives here. Home and rent figures are ACS medians, not live MLS. Read the method.
What it is like to live here, beyond the scores.
Ninth Avenue restaurants, Port Authority in earshot, Hudson Yards glass at the south edge. Nightlife that still has walk-ups. The A/C/E at 42nd and 59th bookend it. This is the Midtown-adjacent neighborhood people actually live in, not the one they hotel in.
Tourist overflow from Times Square is the tax on the east edge. The blocks toward the Hudson are quieter and pricier. Weight walk and vibe. Families exist; they are not the brand. Compare to Chelsea if you want galleries instead of ninth-avenue menus.
Compiled from Zillow neighborhood guides, 5280 Magazine, Chicago and San Francisco resident guides, Mpls With Love, Eastside LA reporting, and local coverage, 2025–2026. Editorial — not part of the fit score.
City 311 service requests in this official unit, last 14 days. This is what neighbors filed with the city — not a chat thread, and not part of the fit score.
977 reports
NYC 311 from 2020–present, last 14 days, mapped to 2020 NTAs. No addresses stored. Method.
Public posts from r/nyc that mention this neighborhood. Not Nextdoor, not people on this block, and not part of the fit score.
One r/nyc post in this snapshot names Hell's Kitchen.
r/nyc · Aug 17 · 7 upvotes · 6 comments
The line above is a reading of the titles, not a verdict. Up to 3 links, last 90 days, snapshot 2026-09-01. Method.
Straight answers from the numbers on this page.
Hell's Kitchen shows more Part I than most of this New York set (safety 29 vs city 50). NYPD logged 4.6 violent and 18.2 property incidents per 1,000 residents — 22.8 combined. Visitors count in those numbers. This is not a judgment of who lives here.
ACS median rent is $2,529 — studios through large apartments mixed together. About 82% of households rent. Median home value is $974,363. Survey medians, not a listing you can message tonight.
Walk is 5 here vs 40 for the New York set — you will likely drive or ride for a weekly shop. Inside 800 meters: 38 groceries, 55 cafes, 82 transit stops, 35 parks. Not a Walk Score license.
There is more night and visitor traffic in the mix — not the quietest family default. Nearby school rating is 6.4 / 10. Median age is 38.7. That rating is not your assigned campus.
6 typical weekday minutes to Midtown. Not the app on your phone this hour. Other job centers are further down this page.
About 48,870 people. Median income $111K. 75% have a bachelor's or higher.
Chelsea, Upper West Side, Upper East Side sit closest on this map. If you are choosing between two official neighborhoods, start with Hell's Kitchen vs Chelsea.
Adjacent on the map, ranked with your weights.
Hell's Kitchen vs ChelseaHell's Kitchen vs Upper West SideHell's Kitchen vs Upper East Side
$3K median rent
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