Upper West Side
$3K median rent
Pre-war co-ops, the park, and a grocery on every other corner. Family default for people who still want a subway.
New York/Upper East Side
Official neighborhood: Upper East Side (Lenox Hill, Carnegie Hill, Yorkville)
Data vintage. ACS 2024 5-year · NYPD Oct 2025 – Jun 2026 · OSM Sep 2026 · updated Sep 2026
Doorman buildings, school-district hunting, and a museum wall along the park. The east 80s are quieter than the listings imply.
Best in New York for familiesWalkable New YorkUnder $2,500 rent
180 violent · 2033 property · 11.4 per 1k (Oct 2025 – Jun 2026)+17 vs city set
Rating 8.7 / 10 nearby+50 vs city set
OSM: 101 groceries · 127 cafes · 251 transit · 96 parks+33 vs city set
$2,817 ACS median vs your rent budget-8 vs city set
OSM: 127 cafes · 426 restaurants · 54 bars · 96 parks+22 vs city set
From Upper East Side, a typical weekday is 15 min to Midtown, 30 min to FiDi, 29 min to Downtown Brooklyn. Not live traffic.
Midtown is the fastest of these three job centers from here.
Times Square, Hudson Yards · -12 min vs the city-set median · fastest of these three
Wall Street, ferries · +1 min vs the city-set median
BAM, Dumbo, Borough Hall · +7 min vs the city-set median
Minutes are baked from neighborhood geography to three job centers — not Google, not this hour’s traffic.
The ACS median rent is $2,817 — every occupied rental mixed together, not the 1-bed in the window.
That is 21% of median household income — under the 30% HUD line. A household at this area’s median income ($162K) could “afford” about $4,050 a month at 30% of pay.
62% of households rent. Median home value is $1,416,654.
ACS 5-year median gross rent for New York city. Up 48% since 2014. Upper East Side is 55% above the 2024 city median.
Overlapping 5-year ACS windows (B25064), not asking rent. Census does not publish a rent series for each official neighborhood, so the line is the city place. The dashed mark is this area’s ACS 2024 median.
HUD treats 30% of income as the cost-burden line. We do not split ACS rent into 1-bed vs 2-bed. Method.
Within a short walk of this official neighborhood: 101 groceries, 127 cafes, 96 parks, and 251 transit stops.
Daily errands and coffee are realistic on foot. Parks are close — 96 mapped parks in that radius. Transit is dense (251 stops or stations).
127 cafes and 426 restaurants make this one of the busier food pockets in the New York set.
OpenStreetMap, 800 meters. Not a Walk Score license. More groceries than 19 of the other 21 areas in this city.
ACS 2024 5-year (2020-2024) · 38 census tracts · NYPD Oct 2025 – Jun 2026 · OSM 2026-09-01
Crime is NYPD Part I reports per 1,000 ACS residents — not a judgment of who lives here. Home and rent figures are ACS medians, not live MLS. Read the method.
What it is like to live here, beyond the scores.
Doorman buildings, school-district hunting, and Museum Mile. Zillow files it as upscale and residential — the east 80s are quieter than the listings imply. The Q train finally made the far east side feel connected; the 4/5/6 still own Lexington.
It is not trendy. That is the feature. Weight schools and safety. Cost is Manhattan cost. If you want bookstores and a slightly looser collar, the UWS is across the park. If you want nightlife, you will go downtown anyway.
Compiled from Zillow neighborhood guides, 5280 Magazine, Chicago and San Francisco resident guides, Mpls With Love, Eastside LA reporting, Seattle Times coverage, Boston planning-neighborhood writing, and local writing, 2025–2026. Editorial — not part of the fit score.
City 311 service requests in this official unit, last 14 days. This is what neighbors filed with the city — not a chat thread, and not part of the fit score.
1,659 reports
NYC 311 from 2020–present, last 14 days, mapped to 2020 NTAs. No addresses stored. Method.
Public posts from r/nyc that mention this neighborhood. Not Nextdoor, not people on this block, and not part of the fit score.
One r/nyc post in this snapshot names Upper East Side.
r/nyc · Aug 23 · 212 upvotes · 52 comments
The line above is a reading of the titles, not a verdict. Up to 3 links, last 90 days, snapshot 2026-09-01. Method.
Straight answers from the numbers on this page.
Upper East Side is middle of the pack for Part I here (safety 67 vs city 50). NYPD logged 0.9 violent and 10.5 property incidents per 1,000 residents — 11.4 combined. Visitors count in those numbers. This is not a judgment of who lives here.
ACS median rent is $2,817 — studios through large apartments mixed together. About 62% of households rent. Median home value is $1,416,654. Survey medians, not a listing you can message tonight.
Walk is 73 here vs 40 for the New York set — a grocery run and a coffee on foot are realistic. Inside 800 meters: 101 groceries, 127 cafes, 251 transit stops, 96 parks. Not a Walk Score license.
The scores lean family relative to this city set. Nearby school rating is 8.7 / 10. Median age is 43.2. That rating is not your assigned campus.
15 typical weekday minutes to Midtown. Not the app on your phone this hour. Other job centers are further down this page.
About 193,914 people. Median income $162K. 82% have a bachelor's or higher.
Upper West Side, Harlem, Long Island City sit closest on this map. If you are choosing between two official neighborhoods, start with Upper East Side vs Upper West Side.
Adjacent on the map, ranked with your weights.
Upper East Side vs Upper West SideUpper East Side vs HarlemUpper East Side vs Long Island City
$3K median rent
Pre-war co-ops, the park, and a grocery on every other corner. Family default for people who still want a subway.
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$3K median rent
Ninth Avenue restaurants, Port Authority in earshot, and Hudson Yards glass at the south edge. Nightlife that still has walk-ups.