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Hell's Kitchen vs Upper East Side
Hell's Kitchen and Upper East Side are two official neighborhoods in New York. Upper East Side is the calmer Part I map (67 vs 29). Upper East Side wins the errand count. Hell's Kitchen has the lower ACS median ($2,529).
Data vintage. ACS 2024 5-year · NYPD Oct 2025 – Jun 2026 · OSM Sep 2026 · updated Sep 2026
Scores
Fit axes among official New York neighborhoods.
| Axis | Hell's Kitchen | Upper East Side |
|---|---|---|
| Safety | 29 | 67 |
| Schools | 20 | 97 |
| Walk | 5 | 73 |
| Cost fit | 99 | 89 |
| Vibe | 23 | 59 |
| Median rent | $2,529 | $2,817 |
| Median home | $974,363 | $1,416,654 |
| Population | 48,870 | 193,914 |
| Commute to Midtown | 6 min | 15 min |
| Commute to FiDi | 24 min | 30 min |
| Commute to Downtown Brooklyn | 29 min | 29 min |
Living numbers
Who rents, how old, how much crime, how many shops — beside the scores.
| Fact | Hell's Kitchen | Upper East Side |
|---|---|---|
| Renters | 82% | 62% |
| Median age | 38.7 | 43.2 |
| Median income | $111K | $162K |
| Part I per 1k | 22.8 | 11.4 |
| Groceries / 800m | 38 | 101 |
| Transit stops / 800m | 82 | 251 |
| Parks / 800m | 35 | 96 |
| 311 last 14 days | 977 | 1,659 |
Rent
Rent since 2014
ACS 5-year median gross rent for New York city. Up 48% since 2014. HK is 39% above the 2024 city median. UES is 55% above the 2024 city median.
Overlapping 5-year ACS windows (B25064), not asking rent. Census does not publish a rent series for each official neighborhood, so the line is the city place. Dashed marks are each area’s ACS 2024 median.
Which to pick
The same numbers as the table, in sentences. Nobody wins the city.
Pick Hell's Kitchen if you want the cafes and the night and the rent gap is the point. Vibe is 23 vs 59. ACS median rent is $2,529 vs $2,817. 6 vs 15 minutes to Midtown. Read both pages before you decide.
Pick Upper East Side if the school rating nearby is the point and you want the errands on foot. Schools score 97 vs 20. Walk is 73 vs 5. Safety is 67 vs 29. Read both pages before you decide.
Hell's Kitchen
Ninth Avenue restaurants, Port Authority in earshot, and Hudson Yards glass at the south edge. Nightlife that still has walk-ups.
$2,529 median rent · safety 29 · walk 5
Upper East Side
Doorman buildings, school-district hunting, and a museum wall along the park. The east 80s are quieter than the listings imply.
$2,817 median rent · safety 67 · walk 73
Common questions
Same pair, said in questions. The numbers are in the tables.
Which is cheaper, Hell's Kitchen or Upper East Side?
Hell's Kitchen is the lower ACS median: $2,529 vs $2,817. About 82% rent in Hell's Kitchen vs 62% in Upper East Side. Survey medians, not a listing you can message tonight.
Is Hell's Kitchen more walkable than Upper East Side?
Upper East Side wins the errand count (walk 5 vs 73). Groceries inside 800 meters: 38 vs 101. Not a Walk Score license.
Which is safer on this map, Hell's Kitchen or Upper East Side?
Upper East Side is the calmer Part I read (67 vs 29). Combined rate 11.4 vs 22.8 per 1,000. Visitors count in those numbers.
Which scores higher for families, Hell's Kitchen or Upper East Side?
Upper East Side leads the school axis (97 vs 20). Nearby rating is 8.7 / 10 vs 6.4 / 10. Median age 43.2 vs 38.7. Hell's Kitchen has more of the night. Neither number is a school assignment.
Which has the shorter commute to Midtown?
6 minutes from Hell's Kitchen to Midtown, 15 from Upper East Side. Hell's Kitchen is the shorter weekday. Not this hour's traffic.
If you drop both
Closest official neighborhood that is not Hell's Kitchen or Upper East Side: Chelsea. Galleries, the High Line, and a waterfront that turned into towers. The gayborhood label stuck; the warehouses did not.
Scores are relative among official New York neighborhoods with the same editorial weights. Read the method.